Savage feedback. Useful aftermath.
Your first impression needs an intervention.
Upload a resume, profile, pitch, or photo. Get a brutally honest critique in under 30 seconds—then share the roast or pay to fix what hurts.
No credit card. No fake compliments. Sharing is optional.
Live diagnosis
“Your bio says visionary. Your bullet points say meeting attendee.”
The founder promise
Mean to the draft. Fair to the person.
< 30 sec
Target turnaround for your critique
Your call
Keep it private or post the roast
How the damage happens
Three steps. One uncomfortable truth.
The roast gets your attention. The diagnosis tells you what is off. The optional fix gives you a stronger version without sanding off your personality.
- 01
Drop the evidence
Upload a resume, dating profile, founder pitch, bio, or photo. Brutal Brief finds the part everyone notices but nobody says out loud.
- 02
Get the hit in under 30 seconds
Receive a sharp, entertaining critique with enough truth to make the next version better—not random insults dressed up as feedback.
- 03
Post the damage
Every result arrives as a screenshot-ready roast card, built for the group chat, your feed, or the friend who told you the pitch was fine.
Pricing without the performance review
Get roasted free. Pay for the comeback.
Start with the punchline. Upgrade only when you want Brutal Brief to rebuild what it just demolished.
Roast
For curiosity, chaos, and the group chat.
- AI critique in under 30 seconds
- Share-ready roast card
- Resume, profile, pitch, bio, or photo
Roast + Fix
Buy a rewrite when you need one
Keep the honest critique, then turn it into a cleaner resume section, sharper profile, tighter pitch, or stronger bio. Pricing is shown before you confirm each fix.
Before you volunteer as tribute
Fair questions. Brutal answers.
The group chat can wait 30 seconds
Stop asking friends who love you too much.
Upload the version you are scared to send. Brutal Brief will say the quiet part, then help you make it better.
Get brutally briefed